Alec2

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I pledge allegiance to the sack of potatoes of the United Sectors of 2DForts. And to the Dictatorship for which it stands, one server, under Alerek, unhackable, with PvP and building for all.


)Thanks to Chicken Pie for the best TO post ever made(
)Yes, my parentheses are backwards(

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Friendly Neighborhood Paradoxes)or is it Paradoxi?( (open) Friendly Neighborhood Paradoxes)or is it Paradoxi?( (close)

This statement is false

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1/2=.5
.5*2=1 )decimal equivalent*denominator=numerator)Alsofraction*denominator=numerator, because of math stuff that I forget the name for: ]1/2=.5, .5*2=1, 2*.5=1, system of equal stuffs[(

Which means.......
0/0=A
A*0=0
1*0=0? )yes, I know A can be anything, but 1 is an acceptable answer to this problem(

SO.......
1*0=2*0 )0=0(

But if you divide it by zero.....

1*0/0=2*0/0

which can go to......
1*1=2*1
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1=2

I went back in time and killed my grandfather before my father was born. Then my mind blew up.
*No grandfathers died in the making of this creepy paradox story.*

This text is red.
Therefor, anything that is not red is not that text.
Bananas are usually yellow.
This is evidence supporting the second line of this paradox.
Therefor, by looking at a banana, you reinforce that the text is red, and that the banana is not the text.
Bananas help tell you what color you are looking at.

So, how do you like my disturbing personal thoughts?
No, this isn't all my own, but I do think about it on a regular basis.
Even the parentheses.