Dwarf901
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Dwarf901

Angel Statue, Male, 23

Dwarf901 was last seen:
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    Forever alone in the darkness(click second spoiler).
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    Amon: Watching, waiting, growing more powerful. My realm is the Void. I HAVE COME.I AM AMON. You know that guy from Starcraft 2? you know the fallen xel'naga who is really dark and you can't see him properly. Yeah him. Okay back to Amon. My hybrid army shall bring destruction on all of my brothers' creations.

    Kerrigan: Oh no you did't. I AM THE SWARM. I WILL DESTROY IN THE VOID. MY POWER IS TO STRONG FOR A MERE XEL'NAGA. This takes along time to type can't you just call me Amon? This online dating thing sucks.

    Me: Don't you love Jim?

    Amon: JIM RAYNOR IS DEAD...JK dude JK. I HAVE POSSESSED HIM AND HE IS NOW A SLAVE IN MY ARMY! But yeah this online dating thing does kind of suck.

    Me: So....... let me get this straight. Amon the guy who is meant to bring terror and stuff is on an online dating program and is dating Kerrigan. The protoss are freaking out for no reason. And Zeratul doesn't know what he is talking about and Tassadar sacrificed himself for no good reason.

    Kerrigan: Yeah pretty much. It's fun terrorizing people but even evil people need to have some time just being normal.

    Me: Ummmmmmmmmmmm wow ok. So I'm having a party tommorow night. Kerrigan you wana come? Jim is gonna be there.

    Kerrigan: sure thing I can suck your blood so i know what it is like to be a vampire.

    Me: uhhhhhhh (faints)

    Amon: I guess I'm invited too. Come on Kerrigan lets suck everyones blood.

    World: uhhhhh(faints)

    Jim: Kerrigan you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!I will get you for this

    Kerrigan: (turns away and walks very slowly back to char)

    THE END OF STARCRAFT 2
    LEGACY OF THE VOID LORE The Dwarf Way.

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