InvisibleClarity

*gasp* It's you!

It is I!

You evil bastard! I'll never forgive you for this.

I fixed it

Well, in importance, of course! Though a fine blade may be a good way to win a fight, a shield can kill just as well, and offers you more protection. I'll take a sword and shield over a two-hander any day.

Happy New Year to you as well. May your axe stay sharp and your beard reach your knees.

Ah, the first time I met Kally. It seems so distant. Good times, indeed.

He's mad 'cause the gladius didn't get enough screen time.

I actually just didn't see it... Damn alerts. Pretty cool. Guy wasn't using the longsword right though, he was swinging it like a katana instead of a longsword. And I didn't see the gladius in the related videos. Or were you just kidding?

The gladius was mentioned in that video itself.

Boxman for President

Have you ever met anyone with a name like Anastasia or Jacintha or something else that crazy? Seriously, dude, read any poorly-written fanfiction with an author self-insertion and you'll find a name that's pretty ridiculous.

I also know a pair of siblings with the last name Steele...

The irony being that it WAS a twilight fan fiction originally >__>

Ah, I saw that. Yeah, that seems more like a Short Story lore material thing.

It's bigger now. Like, twice the size of it. It's certainly nothing to write a novel off of though. I'm no Tolkein (though I guess that goes without saying)

Not yet, at least. Practice makes...better.

Tired, depressed, stressed and angry. The usual. But then, is that not in itself the epitome of human living?

Screw the philosophy - I'm fine. Though, if I just said that alone, this would have been a horrible conversation starter. And... it still is. Yay~

So.... ummm.... still alive there mate?

Apologies, I've been busy and haven't been on very much at all.
I know what you mean, though. Life can be crushingly depressing, but I try to look at the pluses.

In addition to what you said, that is.

That would go back to who shot first, which is usually impossible to determine reliably.

The one who threw the first stone.

It certainly does.
wish I could do that.

It is, very. He's anexcellent woodworker. I usually just help him out. We have two boxes filled with wooden weapons now. Once we got a bunch of our friends together and staged a mock battle, capture the flag. Ten on each team. Probably one of the best weekends of my life.

Now that sounds epic.

I just had a random thought. If I were him I wouldn't just leave the forums. I'd find some way to create another account.

He's unbanned on the unofficial SBF.

a.k.a the good forums...

Evil hackers. CP. All that Fox News garbage.

Oh, rumors is what fits it more.
LOL EVIL HACKERS-no. The place is pretty trashed but not really that horrible.

Well, the rumors are naught but myths. Most of them.

*turns her head back (yet at a save distance)"
What would that be?

The cake is a lie.

"Suddenly realizes that after all her troubles... her mouth was empty"

bu... but how? i could had sworn i grab it... i could almost taste it...

what a cruel trap you have laid upon me :[

*drops hopelessly in the floor and stars crying"

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