Joe Dolca
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Joe Dolca

Blazing Wheel, Male, 21

Everytime I play Starbound I remember that there's jack shit to do apart from fighting easy bosses with lame patterns. There's no goal yet. Aug 25, 2014 at 2:25 AM

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    1. Joe Dolca
      Everytime I play Starbound I remember that there's jack shit to do apart from fighting easy bosses with lame patterns. There's no goal yet.
    2. Joe Dolca
      Oh hey, look at this old chest! What did I put in here again? *opens chest, full to the top with TRUFFLE WORMS* Oh, those old things.
      1. Joe Dolca
        Joe Dolca
        *closes chest* Well, it's not like they have any use anymore. Already got all my Duke drops. Funny how I found more than enough in my first trip to the shrooms, and then more every time I had to go through to use my hellevator.
        Aug 12, 2014
    3. Joe Dolca
      "We’re still trying to figure out just what early access is" -Tiy, 2014. Sounds like something you'd want to know BEFORE starting one?
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      2. Sonikku
        Sonikku
        GG NO RE
        AKA:
        This is why I hate Early Access.
        Jul 22, 2014
      3. Joe Dolca
        Joe Dolca
        To be fair though I think no one so far actually knows what it is except maybe some linguists.
        Jul 22, 2014
      4. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Early Access means getting money for something before you even start working seriously on it.

        I'm sure all the Early Access fans would love to pay for a car which may or may not be made in the nest two to ten years, right? //logic?

        Also, it's acronym is "EA." What more proof does anyone need of its evilness? ;)
        Jul 31, 2014
    4. Joe Dolca
      Cops are, like, the GMs of real life, dude. *stoned out of his mind*
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I tried buying out a GM once. It didn't end well.
        Jul 21, 2014
    5. Joe Dolca
      I know at least one referee who's getting a paycheck from the Nederlands...
    6. Joe Dolca
      Guise... Guise pls... one goal... just one...
      1. Joe Dolca
        Joe Dolca
        Wonder if Iran knows there's another half of the field...
        Jun 21, 2014
      2. Joe Dolca
        Joe Dolca
        MESSI YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
        Jun 21, 2014
    7. Joe Dolca
      Just got done with a tour through the Starbound forums. It's a sad strange little place, everyone is grouchy and having a bad time.
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      3. Red H20
        Red H20
        Seems fitting, the game does that to everyone.
        Jun 17, 2014
      4. domcing
        domcing
        yeah, it's like a New York forum.
        Jun 17, 2014
      5. Kreuz Drache
        Kreuz Drache
        I find that the off topic forums are much more reasonable.
        Jun 17, 2014
    8. Joe Dolca
      Don't make me bring Nietszche into this. You won't like it when I bring Nietszche into this.
    9. Joe Dolca
      We should change "Suggestions" to "Idea shooting range". Everything always seems to be shot down there.
      1. Chadwick9000 likes this.
      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Sorry, but I don't agree with this, there is no need to change the name, since it's not broken. //Don't tell me you weren't expecting that.
        Jun 5, 2014
    10. Joe Dolca
      Surefire tell someone is a troll: Make hateful comment under a hidden profile.
      1. Chadwick9000 and EpicCriddle like this.
    11. Joe Dolca
      Killing the Twins with Phoenix Blaster and Cursed bullits. Feels good mang.
    12. Joe Dolca
      The day any mod or api catches up with the current game version is the day the game stops updating.
      1. The Miniature Shark
        The Miniature Shark
        *cough*1.1.2*cough*
        May 20, 2014
      2. Joe Dolca
        Joe Dolca
        My point exactly.
        May 20, 2014
    13. Joe Dolca
      Just got my first SCOURGE OF THE CORRUPTOR. And boy is this thing powerful!
      1. Boooo likes this.
    14. Joe Dolca
      Reaver Shark, motherf---er!
      1. Joe Dolca
        Joe Dolca
        May 10, 2014
    15. Joe Dolca
      Am I the only one secretly wishing for an update haitus so the modding scene can explode once more with tons of cool stuff like last year?
    16. Joe Dolca
      *Comes back after 4 months of absence, checks progress on tApi* Oh, so we will have it by 2016? Cool.
    17. Joe Dolca
      RNG can be really fucked up at times. Pumpkin Moon > Solar Eclipse > Blood Moon > Solar Eclipse > Pirate invasion > Solar Eclipse!?
      1. Raizeneir
        Raizeneir
        sounds like a fun party to me..
        Nov 7, 2013
      2. Joe Dolca
        Joe Dolca
        I just wanted to build an asphalt road, dammit! I can't do it with ALL THESE DAMN SPAWNS
        Nov 7, 2013
    18. Joe Dolca
      Terra Blade! Let's reforge it! *Tink* LEGENDARY! OKay, let's reforge Stynger *tink* UNREAL. Reforge the Golem fist? *tink* GODLY. gg
      1. Xman101 likes this.
      2. Joe Dolca
        Joe Dolca
        Also, Godly Grenade Launcher 1st try.
        Oct 24, 2013
      3. AzureMetal
        AzureMetal
        Pfffft.
        Night's Edge *crafted* LEGENDARY! B)
        Oct 24, 2013
    19. Joe Dolca
      I could write something in Spanish here and only a select few would understand! But I don't. Because courtesy. And common sense.
      1. W1K
        W1K
        I'm italian so chance is I'd understand at least 1/4 of it.
        Oct 12, 2013
      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Que se joda el sentido comun. ;)
        Oct 30, 2013
    20. Joe Dolca
      I will never check a Finds thread or give any spoilers away! It just ruins the fun of finding 1600 items!
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