Lord Carver
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Lord Carver

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Time to walk through the door. Aug 1, 2014

    1. Lord Carver
      Time to walk through the door.
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      2. Ace of blades
        Ace of blades
        Keep us posted.
        Aug 1, 2014
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Farewell, hope to see you around in the new forums - whenever they become a thing.
        Aug 1, 2014
      4. Loki ISP
        Loki ISP
        Hope the next door holds more fulfilled promises....fare thee well, good sir.
        Aug 2, 2014
    2. Lord Carver
      Wish I could throw trash at the peasants that disregard forum workings.
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      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I'm sure there's an app for that.
        Aug 1, 2014
    3. Lord Carver
      If you ask me to join your server and you drop your local IP, I am not playing on your server.
      1. Razor Knight and InfinitySnail like this.
      2. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        It has paid off for me many times to know an admin that knows their shit.
        Jul 31, 2014
    4. Lord Carver
      Also by the way the word of the day is exacerbate.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I'm aggravated by this. ;)
        Jul 31, 2014
    5. Lord Carver
      I don't get why people hate lady gaga.
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      2. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        Once again. Polar bears. I can fill shipping crates with the people I like but If I ever met them things would not go very well. But I enjoy the fuck out of what they do.
        Jul 31, 2014
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I would be glad people can separate the artist from the art - otherwise nobody would read my stories.
        Jul 31, 2014
      4. Blu
        Blu
        Music wise I'm just not a fan, but I don't "hate" it. Her work isn't my style and I don't care for some of the lyrics.
        Jul 31, 2014
    6. Lord Carver
      What kind of alcohol would a christian drink?
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      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        How to water into wine: Just add fermented grape juice.
        Jul 31, 2014
      3. Fruitbat
        Fruitbat
        Terraria is a reference to fermented spider eye from minecraft; because there's a member on TO said the word fermented.
        worst joke 2014
        Jul 31, 2014
      4. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Your face is fermented.

        Also, seen worse.
        Jul 31, 2014
    7. Lord Carver
      That moment when 3 kings come out of the deck first.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        And you buy a lottery ticket before your luck runs out?
        Jul 31, 2014
    8. Lord Carver
      Do console users hunt and peck while typing on the pc?
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      2. Ace of blades
        Ace of blades
        Of course not. I don't know about the little kids, but I type very fluently and play console.
        Jul 30, 2014
      3. iNfiniTe Se7eNz
        iNfiniTe Se7eNz
        No. Although I do not type in the standard method (whatever it is called), I do not look at the keyboard.
        Jul 30, 2014
      4. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I learnt to write based in WASD and HJKL, the two parts of the keyboard I use the most - the archaic typewriter method did nothing for me, as my hands would drift to WASD and slow me down.

        But hey, it's not just console users. Half the planet types like a one-handed baboon nowadays. Must be because no reading = no understanding of how languages work. Keep on cellphoning, guys, you're k thx bai.
        Jul 30, 2014
    9. Lord Carver
      Wow there was like a teaspoon left in this jack daniels bottle.
    10. Lord Carver
      Green beans.
      1. Jetstream
        Jetstream
        No way
        Jul 30, 2014
      2. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        You can't make this shit up.
        Jul 30, 2014
      3. Jetstream
        Jetstream
        I'll bet that Flight of Waffle is more then willing to differ, Lord Carver.
        Jul 30, 2014
    11. Lord Carver
      Don't insult my intelligence by saying I should subscribe to youtubers who don't make any new videos.
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      2. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        Especially if they only have fucking 5 videos.
        Jul 30, 2014
      3. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        I have 93 subscriptions and they barely make enough shit to eat dinner over once a weeek.
        Jul 30, 2014
    12. Lord Carver
      No matter what happens I still won't agree with point whores.
    13. Lord Carver
      Great value charred potato slices.
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      2. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        Walmart kinda killed two of my favorite farmers markets. They had the oddest things and that made them extra edible.
        Jul 29, 2014
      3. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        There's a certain kind of charm dealing with the farmer in person rather than picking from crap some bored teen tossed into a refrigerated trough.
        Jul 29, 2014
      4. Blu
        Blu
        farmers markets are awesome. the produce is always way better and way cheaper.
        Jul 29, 2014
    14. Lord Carver
      Stop saying the world will end you fucking thralls. You don't know what you are talking about when you say it.
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      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Let's let all those who say the world will end rid themselves of the horrible destiny that awaits them...

        Less idiots and less overpopulation. A win/win situation for the Earth.
        Jul 31, 2014
      4. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        Some of them don't blow their brains out though.
        Jul 31, 2014
      5. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        And therein lies the problem.
        Jul 31, 2014
    15. Lord Carver
      If you take pictures on the beach a woman will come up to you and rip your shirt.
      1. Jetstream
        Jetstream
        Not entirely surprising
        Jul 29, 2014
    16. Lord Carver
      I will probably appear on the new forum, but only after a set amount of time. I will be different, but will be there nonetheless.
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      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I will be waiting for the smiling cat avatar, then. //Not likely?
        Jul 29, 2014
      3. Loki ISP
        Loki ISP
        Good to hear. :)
        Jul 29, 2014
    17. Lord Carver
      Joke suggestions aren't very funny if the thread is called joke suggestions. They are only funny when posted in spite of the forum's order.
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      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        That's to be expected, though. Saying "I'll tell you a joke" before telling a joke takes a whole lot of the humor out of the joke. Almost as much as explaining it once you're done telling it.
        Jul 29, 2014
      4. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        I never explain jokes. They either get it or don't.
        Jul 29, 2014
      5. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I feel bad for both their brain and my wasted joke, tho, so I often end up explaining them.
        Jul 29, 2014
    18. Lord Carver
      I love how I can still make someone piss themselves with rage just by making an off comment. #youtubeknights
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    19. Lord Carver
      How does constructive criticism work better? And is it demanding too much from critics?
      1. Loki ISP
        Loki ISP
        It actually leverages diverse perspectives to improve an idea.

        Simply pointing out flaws is easy - as by their nature everything and everyone is flawed. Coupling those flaws with solutions is how advancement occurs.

        Yes, it apparently is asking too much sometimes...
        Jul 28, 2014
    20. Lord Carver
      You don't have to be a perfect artist but smearing your face across a tablet isn't very effective.
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      3. Rotface
        Rotface
        Yeah, whats worse is people blindly defend them just to feel like a white knight whenever someone gives the artist some 'advice'. Fine, tell them their art is perfect and is fine the way it is, it will also land on you when they make fuck all out of whatever shred of talent they might have.
        Jul 28, 2014
      4. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        They already do treat them like they are a perfect little snowflake. Half the people in there are giving high praise. I see a lot of art in there that probably took them like 2 mintues to make. No effort was used yet they still get high praise.
        Jul 28, 2014
      5. Scarecrow
        Scarecrow
        well thank god I am not the crazy one.
        I couldn't agree more, when I want to look at art from the community, I don't want to see what was regurgitated from the workshops of microsoft paint. if your eater of worlds looks no more detailed than the raw chicken Mc nugget filling at Mcdonalds, you didn't try hard enough. I have never met a person that, that was their actual artistic skill level.
        Jul 29, 2014
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