Lord Carver
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Lord Carver

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You can't eat a salad with that many jellyfish, sam. Jul 27, 2014 at 11:40 AM

    1. Lord Carver
      You can't eat a salad with that many jellyfish, sam.
      1. AzureMetal
        AzureMetal
        I'm leaving for vacation in the morning and will be back after the first. Looks like you won't be seeing me anymore.
        Jul 27, 2014 at 6:16 AM
    2. Lord Carver
      Fuck it. Suddenly too bored to go out with trouble. But I have news. Finally.
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      2. Loki ISP
        Loki ISP
        Well, sad to see you leave - I've appreciated your perspective over time, and I'd like to think we learned a bit from each other.

        Hopefully, our paths will cross again someday soon.

        Cheers
        Jul 27, 2014 at 12:57 PM
      3. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        Well there's plenty enough internet to sail.
        Jul 27, 2014 at 1:46 PM
      4. Loki ISP
        Loki ISP
        Indeed, sir. Indeed....
        Jul 27, 2014 at 1:47 PM
    3. Lord Carver
      White rice tastes like fail.
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      2. rubeszilla
        rubeszilla
        Boil for 10 minutes, rinse when done. I like. Brown rice? Eew...
        Jul 27, 2014 at 4:15 AM
      3. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        White rice tastes like someone ground up a playschool picnic table and coated it with drywall putty and dried it. I don't know. You should probably try some brown rice.
        Jul 27, 2014 at 4:24 AM
      4. rubeszilla
        rubeszilla
        Jasmine? Scented, yes.
        Jul 27, 2014 at 5:03 AM
    4. Lord Carver
      Healing yourself with vampire knives in terraria is like healing yourself with sacks of flour in skyrim.
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      2. zimberzimber
        zimberzimber
        Well you can cook stuff with flour
        Jul 27, 2014 at 5:06 AM
      3. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        I did some reading and found that I need an oven. But my manor is geared more toward being a battle ready base and a hoard.
        Jul 27, 2014 at 5:07 AM
      4. zimberzimber
        zimberzimber
        Get another Heartfires manor, make it related to living, cooking, and woman/kids stuff.
        Jul 27, 2014 at 5:11 AM
    5. Jetstream
      Almost 4,000 messages.
      1. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        I didn't even know how many I had til you mentioned it.
        Jul 27, 2014 at 1:02 AM
      2. Lord Carver
        Jul 27, 2014 at 1:43 AM
    6. Lord Carver
      There are people who practically insult themselves instead of standing up for their things.
      1. W1K
        W1K
        Because they look cute and harmless and someone else will "most likelly" stand up for them.
        Jul 27, 2014 at 1:05 AM
    7. Lord Carver
      You wanna know what makes me angry, TO? It's not your neckbeard rage over people who like ponies. Or your shitty art.
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      2. darthmorf
        darthmorf
        This is one of the few reasons it might be good to change forums...
        Jul 26, 2014 at 4:13 PM
      3. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        I bet they are the same people who can''t make up their mind if they want to go past the stop sign or not then you offer them to come on over so they sit there and vigorously pick their nose. And the moment you say fuck it and start to move they then decide. Floor it jimbob!
        Jul 26, 2014 at 4:13 PM
      4. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        Yes darthmorf. This is the reason. Not the lack of security, not the webcrawler infestation or the lazy mods. Not the un-noticed viruses or hacking. This. You picked a keeper.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 4:16 PM
    8. Lord Carver
      What happens when the hoomans in the pony antagonization thread reach 30?
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      3. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        No pony hate is kind of odd. Be suspicious of places with no pony haters. Something ate them.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 1:22 PM
      4. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        And only bigger fish eat big fish.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 1:51 PM
      5. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        I should remake carverpony since the old pic got lost somewhere
        Jul 26, 2014 at 2:29 PM
    9. Lord Carver
      I'm in a bit of a pickle.
      1. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        I have answers stretched out far in front of me on how we can properly deal with this war thing. But people reject those answers and continue to rub their face against the bricks of peaceful protest. It's carved into a god damn rock why this does not work.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 5:09 AM
      2. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        War is a pandemic.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 5:16 AM
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Homans have been fighting over stuff instead of sharing since they were nothing but -arguably - smarter apes.

        Just like a dog will still spin around before lying in any place, a human will still fight over useless pieces of land or whose imaginary friend is better - it's nature's fault.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 9:04 AM
    10. Lord Carver
      Hey artists. If things don't go your way don't delete your entire account.
      1. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        I already have trust issues with artists, which is why I keep any art I find. They may up and ragequit tomorrow for all I know.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 3:22 AM
    11. Lord Carver
      A great question to ask about bots is. Why? Why go through so much to sell something to people who don't want it?
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      2. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        What pit dwelling slug does this? Does he care that he does this? Will they notice the loaded question?

        All great questions to ask.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 2:17 AM
    12. Lord Carver
      Electric pikachu boogaloo.
    13. Lord Carver
      I prefer the phrase "good on you" over "good for you".
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    14. Lord Carver
      Makes me wonder. Do the MLGs actually use a weapon after it gets "fixed"?
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Nah, because after it's fixed it sucks so it's not useable anymore.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 9:07 AM
      2. W1K
        W1K
        Not sure if I count as MLG but the weapons I suggest balance fixes for are usually the weapons I like the most.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 11:15 AM
    15. Lord Carver
      What are all the mac heroes gonna do now that mac is going to be officially supported?
      1. Loki ISP
        Loki ISP
        They will start asking for an Atari 7200 port? :)
        Jul 26, 2014 at 3:02 AM
      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I usually call the Mac-rtyrs.

        But yeah, the developers are rather cruel to the users of holy OSs and superior computers - what will they Wine about now?
        Jul 26, 2014 at 9:09 AM
    16. Lord Carver
      People should stop using "plz" if they have keyboards.
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      2. Mr. Mystery
        Mr. Mystery
        Carver, plz
        Jul 24, 2014 at 10:50 PM
      3. W1K
        W1K
        plz no
        Jul 24, 2014 at 11:11 PM
      4. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Sir, I would kindly request that you stop your current endeavor.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 9:11 AM
    17. Lord Carver
      I can accept console gamers but I'm not sure if I want to condone someone playing terraria while on the road.
      1. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        But it's the very idea of mobile that sounds fucking stupid. I have one of these hyped up phones it has a lot of useful programs to install and I have NEVER thought of putting games on it. I have tool apps and that's about it.
        Jul 24, 2014 at 12:12 PM
      2. elephantkey
        elephantkey
        I see where your coming from. Its only really of good use on a tablet because you can see what the hell your doing on it.
        Jul 24, 2014 at 4:02 PM
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Idiots already kill themselves by talking on their phones while driving. Mobile gaming doesn't really make anything worse. It's better, even, at least they die while doing something other than talking to their BFFs about how that bitch from work is a total bitch and stuff.
        Jul 24, 2014 at 4:09 PM
    18. Lord Carver
      Massive corporation in charge of controlling diseases. Uses expired bleach.
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      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Bleach is a cleanser, used to cleanse stuff. Expired bleach, on the other hand, is pretty much a contaminant. I'm guessing they used expired bleach to clean up their labs, which is failing before you even start the experiment, in a way.
        Jul 24, 2014 at 10:40 AM
      4. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        The CDC exposed many employees to anthrax after the expired bleach failed to clean it up properly. Google it if you want a read. I just think it's funny watching people fuck up because they cut corners.
        Jul 24, 2014 at 11:56 AM
      5. elephantkey
        elephantkey
        ahh ok thanks!
        Jul 24, 2014 at 4:04 PM
    19. Lord Carver
      The world has cancer and it's inhabitants are delaying treatment.
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      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        They even waste time with alternative medicine bullshit, when just cutting off the tumor would fix the problem.
        Jul 24, 2014 at 11:59 AM
      3. Lord Carver
        Lord Carver
        Good point but that's not what I mean in this case.
        Jul 24, 2014 at 12:07 PM
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