mtq1

Green Slime, Male, from Behind you

You are now entering manual breathing mode. Mar 15, 2012

mtq1 was last seen:: May 22, 2012

1. mtq1
  SNOW? Did you say snow? Is it snowwinng now? SNOW! SNOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
  
  Feb 10, 2012
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  3. Kenjiro-kun
    look at your likes!
    
    Feb 10, 2012
  4. mtq1
    It has snowed here.
    
    Feb 10, 2012
  5. mtq1
    Like people didn't know before.
    
    Feb 10, 2012
2. mtq1
  Make fortify enchanting potion. Enchant fortify alchemy suit. Make fortify enchanting potion...
  
  Feb 9, 2012
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  3. TheSteak
    Nah, all potions I'm capable to make are 22HP heal, ~20CP heal, weak poisons and some shitty 5% resistance crap.
    Anyways, *back to making shitloads of Leather Bracers*.
    
    Feb 9, 2012
  4. TheSteak
    *of making
    
    Feb 9, 2012
  5. mtq1
    Same, but I'm going to work on it.
    *goes back to spamming iron daggers*
    
    Feb 9, 2012
3. mtq1
  statistically, 1 person in 9300 years will be hit by a falling meteorite. Good odds.
  
  Feb 8, 2012
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  3. Serioum
    Im that one person. HI.
    
    Feb 8, 2012
  4. mtq1
    Hello 1 person. Any luck getting superpowers?
    
    Feb 8, 2012
  5. Serioum
    All i can think off is flying, but... i was doing that a month ago from now. so.. no. BUT... i have a some Meteorite in my arm, i need to take it out and sell it.
    
    Feb 8, 2012
4. mtq1
  If lightning never strikes the same place twice why are there lightning rods?
  
  Feb 8, 2012
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  3. mtq1
    can I have your opinion on my more recent status?
    
    Feb 8, 2012
  4. Takeshidude
    When I gave you my opinion, this was the most recent status.
    
    Feb 8, 2012
  5. mtq1
    True.
    
    Feb 8, 2012
5. mtq1
  8 hours 15 minute until freedom...
  
  Feb 8, 2012
6. mtq1
  Whats this I keep hearing about a maniacal follower? I was out in the snow at the time.
  
  Feb 5, 2012
  2. Sgt. Bob
    A account name Follower is following everyone (I think only status posters or something)
    
    Feb 5, 2012
  3. mtq1
    But now I'm a status poster...
    
    Feb 5, 2012
  4. Sgt. Bob
    Then arm your defenses you have a follower coming!!!
    
    Feb 5, 2012
7. mtq1
  TF2 medic: HA HA HA, OCTOBERFEST! I still find that amusing.
  
  Feb 5, 2012
8. mtq1
  IT ACTUALLY SNOWED! They called me mad, but it actually snowed!
  
  Feb 5, 2012
  2. funepicwins
    YOU'RE MAD!
    
    Feb 5, 2012
9. mtq1
  Failure is a spectator sport. :)
  
  Feb 4, 2012
10. mtq1
  60% of all statistics are made up.
  
  Feb 4, 2012
  2. mtq1
    The other 40% are unverifiable.
    
    Feb 4, 2012
  3. Dark Fire Wolf
    yesh, but that might mean that your Statistics are on the 60%, if there even is 60% of it!! it might be 90%!!
    
    Feb 4, 2012
  4. mtq1
    You cannot verify that. Therefore it goes in the 40%.
    
    Feb 4, 2012
11. I<3Oranges
  Oranges
  
  Feb 4, 2012
  2. mtq1
    Oranges are cool, but I prefer yellows.
    
    Feb 4, 2012
12. mtq1
  Patience is what we admire in the driver behind us and detest in the driver in front.
  
  Feb 2, 2012
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13. Iceta
  You have a neat handy of jokes down there, I chuckled.
  
  Feb 2, 2012
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  2. mtq1
    Patient: My hair was frizzy, my skin wrinkly, my eyes bloodshot – what is wrong with me?
    
    Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is good.
    
    Feb 2, 2012
  3. Iceta
    After a few tries, I got it. Nice one!
    
    Feb 3, 2012
14. mtq1
  Dead island has finished downloading?
  
  Feb 2, 2012
15. mtq1
  I like to do all the talking myself. It saves time, and prevents arguments.
  
  Feb 1, 2012
16. mtq1
  The upside to being a pessimist is that either you are proven right, or you are pleasantly surprised.
  
  Feb 1, 2012
  2. blumchen
    what an optimistic outlook!
    
    Feb 1, 2012
17. mtq1
  there are 2 essential techniques in politics. #1 is to never tell people all that you know.
  
  Feb 1, 2012
  1. Stephano and Takeshidude like this.
  2. MuddyTM
    I see what you did there. >_>
    
    Feb 1, 2012
  3. Takeshidude
    Will you tell me what number 2 is if I already know what it is?
    
    Feb 1, 2012
  4. mtq1
    Nope.
    
    Feb 1, 2012
18. Unknown
  Stalkstalkstalkstalk..
  
  Feb 1, 2012
  2. mtq1
    Whose following me? I know you're there! *takes arrow to face*
    
    I guess it was just my imagination.
    
    Feb 1, 2012
  3. Demaoph
    So you have an unknown stalker about.
    I can help. :|
    
    Feb 1, 2012
  4. Stephano
    A Stalker is now following you......
    
    Feb 2, 2012
19. mtq1
  "Man cannot live on bread alone" Challenge accepted.
  
  Feb 1, 2012
  1. TheSteak and Demaoph like this.
20. mtq1
  Got chronos trigger on my ipod. SO MUCH TIME PARADOX
  
  Jan 31, 2012
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Tired of old people who say "you'll be next" at weddings? Do the same back when you go to a funeral.
Don't argue with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
Better to be silent, and thought a fool then to speak out and remove all doubt.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Experience is the best teacher, but the lessons are harsh.
The Gods too, enjoy a joke.

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