Razor Knight
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Pro slacker, gamer, fanfic writer (in that order.)

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Razor Knight

Icy Merman, Male, 37, from 31st. century's Crystal Tokyo

<--- She's actually at least 500 years old. Vampires are weird like that. Sep 22, 2014 at 10:07 AM

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Sep 22, 2014 at 11:45 AM
    1. Razor Knight
      <--- She's actually at least 500 years old. Vampires are weird like that.
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      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I was actually making fun of how ZUN (the character's creator) can't draw adults right. Flandre's supposedly a full grown woman, as are most of the rest of the cast, but the wrong artist happened to them.
        Sep 22, 2014 at 10:30 AM
      4. Yoraiz0r
        Yoraiz0r
        When you think about it Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade the cold-blooded iron-blooded hot-blooded vampire Shinobu Oshino and Flandre share a lot of similar characteristics! >.>
        Sep 22, 2014 at 10:53 AM
      5. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        ... Damn it, true sucks. >_>

        I'm just "lucky" that a character like Flandre would not be a Mary Sue in the universe I've built. Heck, there's one who was so insanely powerful (and insane) that the only way to deal with her was to trap her inside the Sun.

        A five hundred years old OP vampire? Monster of the week.
        Sep 22, 2014 at 11:21 AM
    2. Razor Knight
      I created an OC Senshi who's basically a walking RNG. Her battles are always "fun times" for the bad guys.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        "Luck is a bitch. But she's MY bitch."

        Anyhow, the main issue is that the universe needs to even things out, so she can't abuse her powers, or something very bad could happen to her while she's not transformed. But, of course, the readers may not figure out there's an opposite to that...
        Sep 22, 2014 at 8:40 AM
      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I'm about to write a scene where she's caught by an enemy, but not after being heavily wounded (not due to her luck powers backlashing) and the enemy will basically mindscrew her then kill her. Cue the universe deciding to balance things out by having the enemy get hit by a truck.
        Sep 22, 2014 at 8:43 AM
    3. Razor Knight
      I wish Luna's explanation on what the Ginzuishou is had a bit more development, but I guess the episodes' short time plays against that.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Luna just tells them that the Ginzuishou can blow up a planet, and that they have to protect it. A pretty lame But Thou Must thing.

        Now if she had actually explained things...

        Rei: You want us to protect something like that?
        Luna: You and the Princess will not use it for something like that. But our enemies could.
        Sep 22, 2014 at 8:23 AM
    4. Razor Knight
      I miss the days back when the H-Game guys at least tried to surround the cheap hentai with an actual game.
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      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        If you remove porn off visual novels and modern H games, what's left is... A blob made of bad dialogues, low to null replay value, and characters with no personality.
        Sep 22, 2014 at 7:41 AM
      3. Joe Dolca
        Joe Dolca
        But then again, if you take the porn out, are you left with anything at all?
        Sep 22, 2014 at 10:10 AM
      4. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Power Dolls has a bit of hentai at the very end of it - and only if you get through some rather extreme strategy battles without losing all your Power Dolls (girls on giant mechs) or IIRC, there's a special ending for not losing any of them (it would be easier to kill Fishron with a copper shortsword.)
        Sep 22, 2014 at 10:27 AM
    5. Razor Knight
      I was just offered "ninjaseiku" pears. That's it, my lungs will break from laughter if I stay awake, time to go to sleep.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        ... I realize not everyone will get the "joke."

        The pears are called "Niju Seiki." Ninjaseiku means something like "a lot of ninja."
        Sep 22, 2014 at 12:12 AM
      2. Joe Dolca
        Joe Dolca
        So somsone just offered you to play Fruit Ninja IRL. Cool.
        Sep 22, 2014 at 10:25 AM
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        ... At least it wasn't Crappy Bird.
        Sep 22, 2014 at 10:31 AM
    6. theclownfish
      are you getting hyrule warriors?
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Last Zelda game I played through was the first. The few others I tried didn't impress me at all (nor did the first, to be honest.)

        And after Gundam Warriors, I'd rather not play one of Koei's money-milking attempts. I'll wait for DW9 or Orochi 3 to make it to PC.
        Sep 21, 2014 at 11:51 PM
    7. Razor Knight
      "The aliens are coming to kick your assteroid." - Loadout VO announcer, please stop. My lungs can't take much more laughter right now.
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      So much groundhugging in Loadout PvE. It's like nobody knows there's a jump button. "Soldier" games have really fucked up FPSers badly, huh?
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    9. Razor Knight
      Wakfu has disappointed me. I was expecting to be able to play the game, and I've been unable to due to server issues. Git gud servers nubs.
    10. Razor Knight
      Roses are red/violets are blue./You're an ugly alien/so this rocket's for you. - A Loadout PvE poem.
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      2. Gamablaze
        Gamablaze
        *Nobody is offended*
        Sep 21, 2014 at 11:00 PM
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        And thus, not a single fornication was provided.

        ... Yes, I love to use complicated words to say known phrases, at times.
        Sep 21, 2014 at 11:35 PM
      4. Gamablaze
        Gamablaze
        Yeah, I can understand larger words, I just never use them personally.
        Sep 22, 2014 at 9:49 AM
    11. Razor Knight
      Shoujo romance stories would be much better if they stopped used the "guy is cold and mean because one/both his parents died" plot point.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Just like Tsundere/Yandere, it's not that bad a plot device in itself, but repetition and degradation makes me cringe when I see it in a story.
        Sep 21, 2014 at 7:30 PM
      2. Joe Dolca
        Joe Dolca
        I'd like to see a yandere be more subtle about her homicidalness. Or actually murder people, but hide it from everyone, like a normal murderer.
        Sep 22, 2014 at 10:09 AM
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Harem-kun: "Hey, do you know where Tsuki's been lately? I can't seem to find her anywhere."

        Yandere-chan: "I most definitely not know about her being murdered with a chainsaw, no."
        Sep 22, 2014 at 10:22 AM
    12. Razor Knight
      I haven't spent a whole day just fooling around like this in a long time. Work and RL won't cooperate to make it happen more often.
    13. Razor Knight
      Today (21/9) is the tenth anniversary since I found that special someone... It's good that it's a Sunday, we'll be able to enjoy the day.
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      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        And normally I would have a snarky remark to make about that.

        Not today.
        Sep 21, 2014 at 12:20 AM
      4. Scarecrow
        Scarecrow
        I wish you a happy anniversary.
        ... even though it's almost midnight where I live, and still the 20th.
        Sep 21, 2014 at 12:46 AM
      5. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        It's already the 21st everywhere now, I think, so thank you.
        Sep 21, 2014 at 2:58 PM
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      3. AdenSword
        AdenSword
        Hmm. From reading your profile I see that loadout has updated quite a bit since I last played. Maybe ill try it again. Idk. Jumping needs to be changed so that bunny hopping isn't such a helpful thing.
        Sep 20, 2014 at 9:34 PM
      4. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Aden, the kind of game Loadout *wants to be* is one where mobility is never two-dimensional, combat is fast and wild, and strategy must be thought of in a matter of seconds. I don't think they'll take one of the things that defines the game away just because most FPSers are used to groundhugging.
        Sep 20, 2014 at 11:38 PM
      5. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Loadout's not for everyone, and that's okay - there were plenty of CoDers complaining about bunny-hopping in 4.0, hopefully most of them will take the hint in 5.0 (where aliens will CURBSTOMP you if you groundhug) and go play what they're used to if they can't learn new skills...
        Sep 20, 2014 at 11:39 PM
      1. ThatOneRobloxHater
        ThatOneRobloxHater
        I think your rocket launcher may be broken.
        Sep 20, 2014 at 8:03 PM
      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Actually, I had a turret, so my rocket launcher was two rocket launchers.

        But the combo of flak (cloud-like explosion) and tesla (lightning arches out of the explosion's normal range) makes it so "no matter where you are, you're screwed" when one of those rockets explodes near you.

        Also, proximity and sticky. Because ELECTRIC BOOGALOO MINEFIELD.
        Sep 20, 2014 at 8:09 PM
    14. Razor Knight
      VO Announcer: "A new wave of aliens is coming. May I suggest you start shooting?" //Loadout PvE, full of cheesy lines.
    15. Razor Knight
      So after this last episode of Sailor Moon Crystal, both the Senshi and Tuxedo Kamen pretty much said "secret identities are boring." Wow.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Also, Beryl and Zoisite happened. Mars Mercury and Jupiter got owned badly. Sailor Moon showed up and gave Zoisite a Moon Healing Escalation to the face. Beryl decided she didn't quite feel like testing if that attack could also knock her out and run away. A wise queen, she is.
        Sep 20, 2014 at 2:22 PM
      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        ... And Luna mentioned how the Ginzuishou is capable of blowing up a planet. Thanks for making that one obvious point clear, half the fandom (and haters) don't get just how much power Sailor Moon can have.

        Not that there's any doubt of her power after she healed all Tokyo back from near-death in this episode.
        Sep 20, 2014 at 2:23 PM
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        And, after six episodes, they used the full transformation sequence for Sailor Moon again, instead of the quick version. Guess that was to drive the whole "the others can be badass, but Sailor Moon is still the badassest one" point home.
        Sep 20, 2014 at 2:32 PM
    16. Razor Knight
      Okay, a subbed version of Crystal's episode 6 should already be out. Time to see how else they can surprise the audience...
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      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Anime is a drug. An audiovisual one. It doesn't kill, tho, unless you're an idiot and take it all too seriously.

        And it's legal in most countries.
        Sep 20, 2014 at 1:41 PM
      3. Samdalf v2.0 :(
        Samdalf v2.0 :(
        Phew, better steer clear of it then.
        Sep 20, 2014 at 1:46 PM
      4. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        ... It's harmless, tho.

        I've been partaking it for thirty years, and I'm still quite healthy.
        Sep 20, 2014 at 1:48 PM
    17. Razor Knight
      I know it's illegal to shoot idiots who think it's a good idea to listen to music as loud as possible at 3 AM on a saturday. Not sure WHY.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        //In before partial sarcasm flies over someone's head.
        Sep 20, 2014 at 12:02 PM
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Aug 9, 1977 (Age: 37)
    Home page:
    http://www.fanfiction.net/u/334036/Razor_Knight
    Location:
    31st. century's Crystal Tokyo
    Occupation:
    Pro slacker, gamer, fanfic writer (in that order.)
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