Razor Knight
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Razor Knight

Icy Merman, Male, 36, from 31st. century's Crystal Tokyo

Lantern Forge. It's like Towns meets Terraria meets yes, please. Hope it doesn't become Indiebandonware. Jul 22, 2014 at 11:50 AM

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Jul 22, 2014 at 12:57 PM
    1. Razor Knight
      Lantern Forge. It's like Towns meets Terraria meets yes, please. Hope it doesn't become Indiebandonware.
    2. Razor Knight
      I'm torn between hoping the reboot means new games, and dreading they will be shitty fighter and puzzle games *again.* Damn it, Takeuchi.
    3. Joe Dolca
      I googled "What happened ot Cube World?" And got a Kotaku article... from October2013.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Well, the game's been dead since the development team decided to take a "short break."

        My best guess is they're chilling in a beach in Hawaii right now. That's what I would do if I got money out of promising stuff I don't intend to do.
        Jul 22, 2014 at 10:37 AM
      2. Joe Dolca
        Joe Dolca
        Hell, I don't even think they are in Hawaii, I think they are in some crummier beach cheaping out on every little thing they buy. Make the most out of every penny, you know!
        Jul 22, 2014 at 10:42 AM
    4. Razor Knight
      I just bought three tomatoes and flour. People can start hyping about the pizza I'm possibly going to cook and may even finish.
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      2. zimberzimber
        zimberzimber
        Start a kickstarter on the subject.
        Jul 22, 2014 at 10:39 AM
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Zimber, I'm not sure if you're getting or missing the joke, but yeah, that's the joke.
        Jul 22, 2014 at 10:47 AM
      4. zimberzimber
        zimberzimber
        Yes, I got the joke.
        Jul 22, 2014 at 11:37 AM
    5. Razor Knight
      I'm thinking of using a program to press F12 real fast during boss fights, if I ever continue my dumb playthrough thread.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Why not make a video? Because I have better things to do with my time than waiting three hours while a video goes through my country's shit-slow intranet and uploads somewhere. Only thing I'll wait for more than one hour for is sex.
        Jul 22, 2014 at 9:11 AM
      2. zimberzimber
        zimberzimber
        Capture a video, take screenshots from the video.
        Jul 22, 2014 at 9:31 AM
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        That's a lot more work than using an auto-key program (which I already have) so I don't see any gain in wasting HDD space in a video when there's more effective methods.
        Jul 22, 2014 at 9:34 AM
    6. Razor Knight
      That new Transformers movie... I never wanted the bad guys to win so badly in any media before. Congratulations, guys.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        "I used to think Leboeuf was what ruined the Transformers movies, then I took a Wahlberg in the sequel."

        And Optimus needs to stop being so fucking Holier Than Thou. We get it, dumbass, you're the good guy and a perfect leader. Shut the fuck up and kill more robots.
        Jul 22, 2014 at 8:29 AM
      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I usually wait until seeing the whole thing, but the trailers look horrible enough.
        Jul 22, 2014 at 8:36 AM
    7. Razor Knight
      Some think Sailor Moon is for little girls. Then they play the Sailor V game (available on PC) and cry like little girls.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Seriously though, that damn game is evil enough to give you three lives just so it can enjoy your tears trice as it takes them away.
        Jul 22, 2014 at 10:55 AM
      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        *thrice
        Jul 22, 2014 at 10:56 AM
    8. Razor Knight
      Those who end their every post with a smiling smiley are like those who smile all the time. They're either fake, or brain-dead.
      1. Varler
        Varler
        Or they're conscious of a widespread phenomena on the internet that involves people finding hostility in words that do not convey hostility, and want to make the lack of hostility evident and obvious to avoid confusion.
        Jul 22, 2014 at 7:16 AM
      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Except in 99% of the cases what I see is "what you think sucks shut the fuck up :) "

        I'd rather have dubious hostility than a shit-headed attempt at covering it up.
        Jul 22, 2014 at 7:19 AM
    9. Razor Knight
      "Face of Mankind" proves why trying to make an RPG/FPS version of Second Life is a bad idea.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Between other players being physically solid, and there being only one zone warp in each area, things get quite annoying quite fast, since there's always at least ten idiots AFKing right on top of the warp - effectively stopping everyone else from leaving the area.

        Unplayable by design. Hadn't seen one of those in quite some time.
        Jul 21, 2014 at 11:52 AM
    10. Razor Knight
      So I told my Gungnir I didn't think it could handle the Frost Moon, but it said "I can do it, thrust me on this."
      1. Orangemm
        Orangemm
        I tried talking to my Clentaminator and it started spewing random words and screaming about how the hallow is going to destroy us all.
        Jul 21, 2014 at 10:16 AM
      2. Xman101
        Xman101
        10/10 would slow clap again, RK.
        Jul 21, 2014 at 10:17 AM
      3. Red H20
        Red H20
        Cue the applause.
        Jul 21, 2014 at 10:48 AM
    11. Razor Knight
      Plague Inc. Evolved is quite fun, and they keep adding bigger and more difficult plagues. One *good* tablet-to-Windows port, at last.
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      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Worth it just for the chance to play an actualy realistic Zombie simulator (you have to work for your badass zombies, they're not just born badass, in fact they're decaying, weak corpses for quite a while) or create your own Planet of the Apes (I love going apeshit on mankind.)
        Jul 22, 2014 at 10:22 AM
      4. Rezerkity
        Rezerkity
        While on the topic of games, i saw this advert for a french RPG called Grand Fantasia and i'm WTFing so much
        Jul 22, 2014 at 12:07 PM
      5. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        French? The only Grand Fantasia I know about is an Asian MMORPG, from a company which loves to sell the right to use outdated versions of their crap to other companies.
        Jul 22, 2014 at 12:10 PM
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      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        No wheels, man. No wheels.
        Jul 21, 2014 at 10:36 AM
      4. Red H20
        Red H20
        So, it just cuts it's way through the land? I can get behind that, I suppose.
        Jul 21, 2014 at 10:46 AM
      5. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Yeah, it pretty much "groundsurfs."

        The guy using that weapon, in a previous game where he used a more "mundane" weapon (a giant mace) was known for ramming boats on fire into larger boats. It was only natural they would give him a boat as a weapon.

        And this is the game where one "magician" guy uses his magic staff as an airboard. So yeah.
        Jul 21, 2014 at 11:30 AM
    13. Razor Knight
      Just watched the second episode of Sailor Moon Crystal... Definitely getting interesting, and Mercury's intro was quite good.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Although if things do keep going like in the manga, Jadeite's going to get burnt to dust in episode three. That would suck since he's been quite a non-character thus far.

        Good to see Usagi's silly self showing up more than in the first episode, tho. Can't wait to see if Rei's personality is like the manga's one (which I disliked) or the anime, or a mix of both.
        Jul 20, 2014 at 3:58 PM
      2. King_Statue
        King_Statue
        Hey I know you're really into Sailor Moon so would you say the new one they're making is worth watching?
        Jul 20, 2014 at 10:12 PM
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Still too early to tell - and this is supposedly going to be heavily inspired in the manga, which I couldn't ever finish because it was full of asspulls later into the story. Maybe an animated version of the manga will be worth watching, though - and possibly shorter than the old anime (200 episodes.)
        Jul 20, 2014 at 11:50 PM
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      2. krawky398
        krawky398
        My experience:
        Clefairy used Metronome!
        Clefairy used Explosion!
        Clefairy fainted!
        Jul 19, 2014 at 12:59 PM
      3. Magic Sponge
        Magic Sponge
        Togepi used Metronome!
        Metronome turned into Copycat!
        Copycat turned into Metronome! (opponent used that)
        Metronome turned into Metronome!
        Metronome turned into Explosion!
        The attack missed!
        Togepi fainted!
        Jul 19, 2014 at 3:03 PM
      4. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Guess Metronome's RNG hates everyone equally.
        Jul 19, 2014 at 3:14 PM
    15. Razor Knight
      Kerbal Space Program updated? Hey, I sort of remember that one. Had to do with blowing up rockets.
      1. dish0ut
        dish0ut
        Haven't played that one in awhile... All I remember of that one is sending Kerbals to the sun.
        Jul 18, 2014 at 11:45 AM
      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I landed in all planets except for the Sun.

        ... That is, if by "landing" one means "crashing stuff into bigger stuff."
        Jul 18, 2014 at 11:56 AM
    16. Razor Knight
      Those who educate idiots in the only way idiots understand get shouted at. That's why the world's gone to shit.
    17. Razor Knight
      > Game about World War II > Can only choose between Germany and the U.S. > GG WP git gud history classes scrubs.
    18. Razor Knight
      Playing Skyrim with DOSkyrim can make you realize how little graphics can really mean in a game.
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      2. Sir Cutswood
        Sir Cutswood
        It looks like Runescape!
        Jul 17, 2014 at 6:32 PM
      3. zimberzimber
        zimberzimber
        WHAT?!
        Bot performance enchanting AND good looking?!
        Well Skyrim, we meet again!
        Jul 17, 2014 at 6:35 PM
    19. Razor Knight
      That's like creating a thread about religions and telling extremists not to post there. Surely will make them *not* post in that thread.
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      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Brace yourselves, fifty threads about the bloody things are coming. It's the Spectre bullshit all over again.
        Jul 17, 2014 at 12:54 PM
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    31st. century's Crystal Tokyo
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    Pro slacker, gamer, fanfic writer (in that order.)
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