Razor Knight
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Aug 9, 1977 (Age: 37)
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31st. century's Crystal Tokyo
Occupation:
Pro slacker, gamer, fanfic writer (in that order.)

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Razor Knight

Mushi Ladybug, Male, 37, from 31st. century's Crystal Tokyo

*Tumbleweeds pass by.* Sep 29, 2014

Razor Knight was last seen:
Dec 17, 2014 at 7:46 AM
    1. Terrarian-Psycho
      Terrarian-Psycho
      Your signature took me an hour to read
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        That was the point.

        And you should see the one at the new forums - it has no pictures, but a lot more text.
        Sep 30, 2014
    2. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      *Tumbleweeds pass by.*
      1. Serensetti, Hunited, Shotte and 2 others like this.
    3. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      I for one welcome our new overlord's forums.
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      2. Haunt
        Haunt
        Okay, I'm kinda out of the loop. How broken is this place exactly, in different words?
        Sep 26, 2014
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Complete incompatibility with Firefox, complete vulnerability to spambots, broken features everywhere ("useless" features like trophies) and being more and more left behind with the improvements in the forum's software.

        Curse can go fuck itself, really.
        Sep 26, 2014
      4. Haunt
        Haunt
        Right, forgot about Curse. Really the one word that sums it up.
        Sep 27, 2014
    4. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      Already found five things I don't like about TCF. Well, only one, since ignorable hominids don't count.
      1. Fruitbat and Hunited like this.
      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        It takes every page a whole minute to load. Is that some kind of advanced anti-bot measure? (■_■)
        Sep 26, 2014
      3. Orangemm
        Orangemm
        It's probably because it's a new forum, and everyone is currently registering on it.
        I'd say give it a few more days and it should be.. at least acceptable.
        Sep 26, 2014
      4. Fruitbat
        Fruitbat
        It is all HERO's fault, he made a contest and made his shit tons of followers register there (if you look at his introduction thread it is like 100 pages)
        The only good thing about HERO's contest that we will get more spoilers because of the amount of people registering
        ye just blame HERO at everything
        Sep 28, 2014
    5. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      *Deletes ALL the statuses.* Just joking.
      1. Fruitbat likes this.
    6. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      Blue slimes, blue slimes EVERYWHERE! - The designers did think of everything.
    7. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      I just know it'll release the second I get the usual customer spree.
    8. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      新しい フォーラム 打ち上げ?
      1. Fruitbat likes this.
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      3. darthmorf
        darthmorf
        Also, how do you input characters into the computer? i'm stuck using pinyin...
        Sep 26, 2014
      4. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I have a file with most Kanji and all hiragana/katakana pre-coded. I don't use them a lot, but when I do, they're copy-pasted.
        Sep 26, 2014
      5. darthmorf
        darthmorf
        oh ok.
        Sep 26, 2014
    9. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      Welcome to Coming Soon Online.
      1. Chadwick9000 and Fruitbat like this.
      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Although it will be the 26th until it stops being the 26th in all the world.

        "Terraria Online has come and passed,
        Curse's forums never last,
        Wake me up, when September ends."
        Sep 26, 2014
    10. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      Readers: "She's your favorite character, you won't make her go through any non-canon bad times." They should have known better.
      1. Blue Lit likes this.
      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I suppose having her beaten up to near death after being strangled, also to near death, counts at "bad times." (Talking about my usual avatar girl, of course.)
        Sep 26, 2014
    11. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      One month to go before I get to vote which asshat I think will steal the less from me and ruin the country less. Politics, schmolitics.
      1. zeskorion likes this.
    12. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      "... There yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there..."
      1. Charmander27 and Fruitbat like this.
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      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I can just imagine all the impatient guys clicking refresh in the new forum's page right now...

        ... I just set a macro to auto-click every minute. //Git gud.
        Sep 26, 2014
      4. Fruitbat
        Fruitbat
        ye there are apparently a lot of people refreshing..
        Sep 26, 2014
      5. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        //Inb4 new site gets overloaded by sheer number of visitors and is down for a day.

        //Inb4 I'm skewered by an angry mob if that does happen.
        Sep 26, 2014
    13. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      "Mushi" Ladybug. Departament of Redundant Redundancy Department.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        For those who don't get the joke, "Mushi" means insect in Japanese.
        Sep 26, 2014
    14. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      Trying to ambush someone, getting ambushed while doing it, and then ambushing the ambusher of your ambush. A normal day in my stories.
    15. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      I drag my feet for a month, but when I do get into a writing mood, I get ~3k words done in fifteen minutes. Damn it, self.
    16. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      I don't believe in trolls, I don't, I don't.
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      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Because I'm too old for their juvenile nonsense.
        Sep 25, 2014
      3. Fruitbat
        Fruitbat
        Oh sry I forgot that old people hate annoyance
        Sep 25, 2014
      4. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Who are you calling old? ;P
        Sep 25, 2014
    17. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      "Are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we..."
      1. Fruitbat likes this.
    18. Red H20
      Red H20
      "Wining hearts by daylight!/Possessing robots by moonlight!/Her emotional baggage is a real fright!/She has the one name Giffany!"
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      2. Red H20
        Red H20
        I've heard of the latter, but what on Earth is Lyon Flare? I assume that it's equally horrible.
        Sep 26, 2014
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I am quite careful about describing what goes on in it, because those with a weak stomach will go green just by the description.

        Let's just say they mix porn with aliens in an unconventional and bloody way.

        And there's no good plot whatsoever to help alleviate the horrible, either.
        Sep 26, 2014
      4. Red H20
        Red H20
        Ah, the internet. True land of opportunity, and weird, gory alien porn.
        Sep 26, 2014
    19. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      Hellstone bricks aren't that unsightly... If you squint hard and hang upside-down from the roof until blood goes to your head, that is. >_>
    20. Razor Knight
      Razor Knight
      Nature's five minutes of hailing fun ended up being quite a mess for the city. Way too many buildings and cars wrecked.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Nature: GIT REKT SCRUBS!
        City: Can u not.
        Sep 25, 2014
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Aug 9, 1977 (Age: 37)
    Home Page:
    http://www.fanfiction.net/u/334036/Razor_Knight
    Location:
    31st. century's Crystal Tokyo
    Occupation:
    Pro slacker, gamer, fanfic writer (in that order.)

    Signature

    Abandon all hope those who click this button (open)


    Quotes from my stories (open)
    Dragon Mercury: "Showing off is the best way of showing how."

    Sailor Moon: "Of course I hate losing. Nine times out of ten, if we lose, it could be the end of the world."

    Enemy: "I'm going to kill you for this!"
    Sailor Moon: "You'll have to do better than that if you want to scare me off. I already died, twice."

    Sailor Venus:"Don't judge a cook by his brother."
    "A howling dragon seldom bites."
    "Endurance is a bliss."
    "One shouldn't kick a gifted horse in the teeth."
    "Where there's a weed, there's a way."
    - mangling sayings is her thing.

    Dragon Venus: *As the group gets ready to face a powerful psychic. "Well, I just hope she doesn't mind us."

    Sailor Mars: "It's a boss fight. We'll go there, get our rears handed to us, then Moon will power up and beat the boss to a pulp." - she's quite genre savvy.

    Dragon Mercury: *After the whole team is revived by Sailor Moon.* "You know us Senshi, it takes more than killing us to kill us."

    Princess Serenity: "Is there anything you can't do?"
    Queen Serenity: "There's things I won't do."

    Dragon Venus: "With our luck, tomorrow the Angry Apes from Andromeda will crash-land near the Tokyo Tower and declare war on the Earth." - He wasn't too far off the truth.

    Dragon Mercury: *After two of their friends phase into their base, making Moon jump in surprise.* "Don't worry, Usagi, it's just a phase they have."

    Sailor Lilith, the Senshi of luck: "Luck is a bitch, but it's my bitch."

    Sailor Moon: "Yes, I'm bad at close combat, I'm bad at studying, I'm bad at making plans, I'm bad at a lot of things. But what I'm the worst at is giving up." - Sometimes your worst flaw can be your best trait.

    Dragon Mercury: "Bringing a sword to a gunfight is not a bad idea - guns run out of bullets, swords don't."

    Dragon Mercury: "I'm not just a lousy swordsman. I'm a lousy pikeman, a lousy bowman and a lousy axeman, as well."

    Sailor ChibiMoon: "Know what's better than being a Senshi? Being two Senshi. Earth Star Power!" - Enemies and readers never saw this coming, even though genetics hinted at it.

    Sailor Mercury: "Our enemy's overconfidence is usually our best weapon."

    Sailor Jupiter: "Final boss in three, two, one..." *Final boss appears.* "... Universe, stop being so predictable."

    Sailor Jupiter: "A Metroid? One of those things won't be a problem for us." *Fifty Metroids appear.* "... Nice one, Universe."

    Sailor Mars: "The day we have an easy war, we'll know we've finally broken reality.

    Sailor Jupiter: *Looks up at Godzilla.* "The bigger they are, the harder I need to punch them."
    Sailor Earth: "Wait, don't tell me you plan on meleeing that thing."
    Sailor Jupiter: "Okay, I won't tell you."


    Some of my favorite Sailor Moon pics (open)


    ChibiUsa Tsukino/ChibiMoon/Black Lady (open)

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    Hotaru Tomoe/Sailor Saturn/Mistress Nine (open)

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    ChibiUsa and Hotaru (open)

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    Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon (open)

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    Rei Hino/Sailor Mars (open)

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    Ami Mizuno/Sailor Mercury (open)

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    Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter (open)

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    Minako Aino/Sailor Venus (open)

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