Razor Knight
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Razor Knight

Icy Merman, Male, 36, from 31st. century's Crystal Tokyo

Bi-monthly episodes. Toei, you're killing me. Patience may be a virtue, but I'm not that virtuous. Jul 28, 2014 at 11:46 AM

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    1. Razor Knight
      Bi-monthly episodes. Toei, you're killing me. Patience may be a virtue, but I'm not that virtuous.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I just want to see all those glorious transformation scenes. 3D does really improve things on that side of the anime.
        Jul 28, 2014 at 12:00 PM
    2. Razor Knight
      So the difference between Minor and Major Arkfalls in Defiance is quite noticeable. Can't quite dodge that much bug puke. TouhouDefiance?
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      2. InfinitySnail
        InfinitySnail
        Never, ever take on a major arkfall without friends. It's like trying to solo 3 enraged Planteras with a copper shortsword, even at higher gear levels. :S
        Jul 28, 2014 at 11:44 AM
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Should have known the game would have "raid bosses" but those are usually in separate instances. Also, I sort of ATVed right into it. "Oops. Hey there, giant bug queen. I don't think we can talk this out?" *Queen spawns ten warriors.* "Thought so."
        Jul 28, 2014 at 11:47 AM
    3. Razor Knight
      It's kinda sad that the most fun I've had in a racing game in the last few years was with Defiance - which isn't a racing game.
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      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        And second place goes to Planetside 2, which isn't a racing game either, but it's fun racing others to the enemy base "first to get there gets to be headshot'd by their snipers first!" //Wins that prize every time.
        Jul 28, 2014 at 10:28 AM
    4. Razor Knight
      Defiance: Going through four different "events" a few times helped me get five levels higher. What's a questline?
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      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        And as always, Sailor Mercury's the smartest-looking bitch. (■_■)
        Jul 28, 2014 at 7:17 AM
    6. Razor Knight
      Decided to give Defiance a second try. Some quests glitch, but logging out and back in fixes that. Lazy devs, but the game's not unplayable.
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      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I found one, got my ass handed to me because level 3. >_>

        But it's basically Borderlands 1 with true freeroam and classless (?) character build.
        Jul 27, 2014 at 11:10 PM
      4. InfinitySnail
        InfinitySnail
        Pretty much. I love it. I'd suggest finding a Volge siege or something of the sort. Strength in numbers, and it gives you amazing gear.
        Jul 27, 2014 at 11:23 PM
      5. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I killed one big-ass spider thing almost on my own in an Arkfall site... At level 5. Got a poison shotgun out of that.
        Jul 27, 2014 at 11:58 PM
    7. iNfiniTe Se7eNz
      inb4 "Where's the pink?"
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        The upper line of text is dark pink, I swear.
        Jul 27, 2014 at 8:07 PM
    8. Razor Knight
      Defiance is garbage. I defy you to find a buggier game: The third main quest bugs out by not respawning mobs you need to kill to finish it.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I mean, if it was just me I would try again, but there were players running around the same area hopelessly waiting for stuff to respawn. It's not an Epic Boss or anything, just plain weak mobs. Steam, just because it's free, it doesn't mean you can sucker punch players with stuff like this.
        Jul 27, 2014 at 7:19 PM
    9. Razor Knight
      There's a new game called "Pirated Pirates." What if it gets pirated? Pirated Pirated Pirates? Arrrception.
      1. Gamablaze
        Gamablaze
        What if a pirated copy is pirated by pirates? Pirated Pirated Pirated Pirates by Pirates.
        Jul 27, 2014 at 2:55 PM
      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        *Top is still spinning... Or is it.?*
        Jul 27, 2014 at 3:16 PM
      3. Gamablaze
        Gamablaze
        Dem pirates don't care. They'll pirate the top too. Everything is simpler when you're a pirate!
        Jul 27, 2014 at 3:19 PM
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      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Air units are hard to figure out. I've managed to build a few which flew and dodged, but targeting stuff while trying to stay up in the air is too much of a bother. I'll just groundhug my way to tier 10.
        Jul 27, 2014 at 4:55 PM
      4. Eikester
        Eikester
        Jul 27, 2014 at 5:12 PM
      5. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        ... Holy mother of how the hell. If only there were pink blocks...
        Jul 27, 2014 at 5:34 PM
    10. Razor Knight
      Love how The Forest's Steam page talks about enemies with morals and families, and all you get in-game are a bunch of naked pseudo-zombies.
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      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Guess they will be added in the future, along with enemies who don't swarm and murder you no matter where you go, tree cutting that doesn't take two minutes (during which you'll attract every totally-not-a-zombie in the area) and a stomach for the player which isn't as small as a newborn child's stomach.

        "I'll explo-oh wait, already used all of the energy from that whole can of beans I ate three minutes ago."
        Jul 27, 2014 at 10:10 AM
      3. Scarecrow
        Scarecrow
        naked pseudo-zombies can't have morals and families?
        Jul 27, 2014 at 10:37 AM
      4. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        They don't have them at all, it's just a bunch of disorganized savages who eat people because a whole forest full of fruits and animals just isn't enough.

        When they're not outside zombying, they're in a cave preparing some humanburgers. At least they're not uncivilized, they cook meat before eating it.
        Jul 27, 2014 at 10:57 AM
    11. Razor Knight
      Brink: Multiplayer is quite fun. Specially with four engineers. "Turrets and fire mines. Turrets and fire mines EVERYWHERE."
    12. Razor Knight
      So yeah, RWBY, GG, WP. It was a bit like watching a Winx Club story arc with an actual animation budget.
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      3. MolochMekkane
        MolochMekkane
        A 'badass' warrior who has the distinction of his first attention grabbing victory involving him shoving his ass in his opponent's face and letting loose. Truly poem worthy.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 8:15 PM
      4. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Compare to some warriors whose first attention grabbing victory involves *erasing the whole evil race she's facing off the face of the universe and then force the universe to negate they very existence by erasing any traces of their existence from both the physical plane and the memories of all mankind.*

        You can guess who I mean. When she says "I'll punish you" she means it.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 8:26 PM
      5. MolochMekkane
        MolochMekkane
        She means it, believe it! /I apologize. //No I don't.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 8:31 PM
    13. Razor Knight
      So I just watched like, half of RWBY. In like, one hour. This is why we can't have epic anime anymore (I know it's not anime but it tries.)
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      3. Red H20
        Red H20
        God, don't even get me started on Jaune. He's such a poorly designed character, from looks to attitude. The Weapons and the promotional videos (which are far better than anything in the show) are what kept me watching throughout season one, to be honest.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 7:33 PM
      4. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Wasting more effort on promo material than actual product...

        ...

        Was this made by Electronic Arts?
        Jul 26, 2014 at 7:36 PM
      5. Red H20
        Red H20
        Zing!
        Jul 26, 2014 at 7:37 PM
    14. Orangemm
      Your avatar needs more pink. :\
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      2. Orangemm
        Orangemm
        Pink's a good color.
        So is purple.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 1:56 PM
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        My signature's all about that. >_>
        Jul 26, 2014 at 1:58 PM
      4. Orangemm
        Orangemm
        Red is also a nice color.

        Yellow is fucking awful in large amounts.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 2:00 PM
    15. NiraExecuto
      Nerf nerfing, it's too OP.
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    16. Razor Knight
      So they ARE doing a "one episode every two weeks" thing with Crystal. That's going to take a while. Nerf time, it's too OP.
    17. Razor Knight
      I wonder if Rurouni Kenshin fans would ask the mangaka to nerf Kenshin, because he basically 1HKOs most of his foes. "Too op, nerf nao!"
    18. Razor Knight
      Stop obsessing over game controllers. Know what they give that keyboards don't? Arthritis and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Have fun with those.
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      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I've been almost exclusively using a keyboard for thirty years now, and I have no signs of either issues which are so memetically ever-present in gamers. Guess not being able to enjoy all those painful malformations is the small price I have to pay to use an inferior artefact. It's clearly inferior to controllers, I mean, it only has 110+ keys and a fully configurable layout.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 9:41 AM
      3. krawky398
        krawky398
        While I think controllers have their situations where they're much better (although that's mainly with emulating stuff that uses 6+ buttons), I must agree. It's really hard to beat a good mouse + keyboard. So nice.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 10:21 AM
    19. Razor Knight
      So, apparently first season will only have twenty-six episodes? Everything's going to happen too damn fast, I say.
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I'm not sure they wanted to make a speed recap of the old anime, but that's what it may end up looking like.

        Toei, please.
        Jul 26, 2014 at 9:29 AM
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    Pro slacker, gamer, fanfic writer (in that order.)
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