Varler
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Varler

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I dreamt of a thin Asian man in a speedo writhing around in a pile of lemons. This shit just keeps getting weirder... Wtf, brain? #4 Aug 15, 2014 at 4:08 AM

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    1. Varler
      I dreamt of a thin Asian man in a speedo writhing around in a pile of lemons. This shit just keeps getting weirder... Wtf, brain? #4
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        You should ask your dealers to improve the quality of their merchandise.
        Aug 15, 2014 at 7:24 AM
      2. polarhifly
        polarhifly
        This wasn't a lucid dream... right?
        Aug 16, 2014 at 5:15 PM
      3. Varler
        Varler
        Nope. XD
        Aug 16, 2014 at 9:02 PM
    2. Varler
      Power is flickering. House is trembling. Outside thunder is booming and rumbling. It's my brother's birthday, and mother nature sent a gift.
      1. InfinitySnail and Boooo like this.
      2. InfinitySnail
        InfinitySnail
        Pretty much what happened to me yesterday.
        Aug 12, 2014
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Mother nature is like those old aunts many have as relatives - they bring you the crappiest gifts and all you can do is smile and nod at them.
        Aug 13, 2014
    3. Varler
      I dreamt that a loincloth-clad Poseidon defiantly threw a clump of seaweed at me while shouting: "I SMELL LIKE A USED ONION!" WTF Brain V3
      1. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Your stomach is clear and your mind is full of seaweeds.
        Jul 29, 2014
    4. Varler
      1. Neon_Green, Baconfry and Fruitbat like this.
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      3. Baconfry
        Baconfry
        Pssh, you haven't got a clue what he looks like, anyways. How do you say "magnificent bastard" in Japanese?
        Jul 25, 2014
      4. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I'm not sure, I think it's either spelled "Sousuke Aizen," "Gendo Ikari" or "Madara Uchiha."
        Jul 25, 2014
      5. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Tho joking aside, the closest I can think of would be "Sōdaina rokudenashi" but that's a mouthful and I don't quite know if the words are too formal/too casual/too archaic.
        Jul 25, 2014
    5. Varler
      Rewatching Haruhi, the first anime I watched. Played a 100,000 Life Point Yugioh duel. I suppose you could say I'm in a nostalgic mood.
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      2. redbull90_
        redbull90_
        I remember I played Pokémon Diamond for 900+ hours. It's still one of my favorite video games of all time.
        Jul 25, 2014
      3. Neon_Green
        Neon_Green
        100,000... How long did it take? (Approximate hours + mins)
        Also, Diamond was my first pkmn game so its really nostalgic for me
        Aug 15, 2014 at 5:16 PM
      4. Varler
        Varler
        It was several weeks ago now... Probably around an hour I'd guess.
        Aug 15, 2014 at 8:04 PM
    6. AzureMetal
      thx 4 teh 5000th liek
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      3. AzureMetal
        AzureMetal
        Wuh!?

        People still look at that thing?

        also thx agin broskee
        Jul 19, 2014
      4. Orangemm
        Orangemm
        >just hit 5000
        lel get on my level scrub
        Jul 20, 2014
      5. AzureMetal
        Jul 20, 2014
    7. Sir Cutswood
      You signature is flattering.
      1. Varler
        Varler
        I'm glad you like it.
        Jul 18, 2014
    8. Razor Knight
      The most fun in Robocraft: Making a 3 x 3 robot with just wheels and a chair, and it being so small you can sneak around and get to the enemy base. You can add a jet to it too, for extra "sorrytoobusytofightttyl"
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      3. zimberzimber
        zimberzimber
        About the first imagine, I recommend watching the entire series.
        Its damn hilarious and painful truth.
        (Dota reporter)
        Jul 16, 2014
    9. Varler
      I want a Guide Voodoo Doll keychain.
      1. Xman101
        Xman101
        'Carry your companion's life... in real life! Torture on the go!'
        Jul 17, 2014
    10. Varler
      RoboCraft is now one of my favorite games. I made a HoverCraft that I named HoboCraft. It shoots laser explosions.
      1. Varler
        Varler
        Only thing I wish it did differently is the cube material usage system. IMO, a single cube should be able to be used once per robot instead of once entirely. Saving a robot would instead be saving a configuration of the cubes you own.
        Jul 11, 2014
      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        I made a ship which is basically layers upon layers of blocks with lasers all around it and enough engines to make it actually move, along with a radar cloaker inside.

        I called it "Trollbot."

        Then again, I've been playing Robocraft on and off for months now.
        Jul 11, 2014
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        About the cube material thing, they've lowered their cost at least twice now, because everyone agrees the higher tier cubes are expensive as fuck - I won't go higher than tier 4, simply because I don't play well enough to counter repair prices with income, and I don't Pay to Play.
        Jul 12, 2014
    11. Sir Cutswood
      Varler pls.
      1. redbull90_
        redbull90_
        Cutswood plz
        Jul 6, 2014
      2. Varler
        Varler
        redbull pls (OH NO NOT AGAIIIIIN)
        Jul 6, 2014
      3. redbull90_
        Jul 6, 2014
    12. Varler
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      2. redbull90_
        redbull90_
        C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!
        Jul 5, 2014
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Could be worse. Could be about the best 505 games ever. ;)
        Jul 8, 2014
      4. Xman101
        Xman101
        *Ba dum psssh*
        That... is a timing-passing material you have there.

        Happy early 80th birthday.
        Jul 17, 2014
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      2. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Damn it, not again. I had to go and think "there can be nothing worse than Manrisas." I should have known the universe loves proving me wrong. D:
        Jul 8, 2014
    13. Varler
      I don't know how to make this sound any less weird, but I received a free copy of the Declaration of Independence in the mail today.
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      2. PopLlama
        PopLlama
        Did you say FREE copy?
        Jul 4, 2014
      3. Demopan
        Demopan
        are you in Russia

        plus where the fuck is chapter 2, nerd
        Jul 4, 2014
      4. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Free copies of the Declaration of Independence: Made in China, just like the flag. ;)
        Jul 8, 2014
    14. Varler
      An acceptable excuse to light explosives and ingest large quantities of carcinogen-laced proteins? Hell yeah! Happy 'Murica day, everyone!
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      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Meh. ;)
        Jul 4, 2014
      4. Varler
        Varler
        There's also this whole thing about independence, but eh. That stuff's not important.
        Jul 4, 2014
      5. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Independence is the act of switching one bunch of pricks for another.

        There is no government like *no government.*
        Jul 4, 2014
    15. Varler
      Yesterday I dreamt that a smirking crocodile in sunglasses and a cowboy hat said "welcome back to reality" in a Texan accent. Wtf, brain? #2
      1. Varler
        Varler
        I literally woke up shouting "WHY A CROCODILE?", likely driving home any suspicions from my family that I am insane or at least getting there.
        Jul 2, 2014
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      2. redbull90_
        redbull90_
        Who knew the Ryongyang Hotel that's been under construction for decades was a laser!?
        Jul 1, 2014
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        As if they needed anything other than Gangnam Style to destroy the world.
        Jul 2, 2014
      4. Varler
        Varler
        Nonono, that's SOUTH Korea's superpow-- I mean weapon.
        Jul 2, 2014
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      2. redbull90_
        redbull90_
        This is why we need to be able to like comments.
        Jul 1, 2014
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Obviously is a sort of Alaska thing. ;P
        Jul 2, 2014
      4. Varler
        Varler
        ^ *Face violently smashes into desk*
        Jul 2, 2014
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    Your local subterranean nuclear reactor
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    Being a Varler
    ---Why "Varler"?---

    The name Varler has a little backstory behind it. Several years ago, when I used to play World of Warcraft, I was very picky about my character names. It could be nothing silly, nothing as a reference; it needed to be something original and memorable like a real name.

    I chose the letter V because V is cool. Then I chose a random vowel, A, since English names generally have a vowel after the first consonant. Then, R, because R is a very common consonant in the English language. I couldn't choose N or T because those would spell out real words, van and vat respectively. Additionally, they are letters that are often found at the end of an English word, and I wanted a longer name.

    I had "Var" so far. One more syllable. I wanted to retain the emphasis on their first syllable, since names sound better that way in my opinion. The next syllable would have to be less "punchy", so no C, no T, no K, etc. I settled on L because it blends nicely with R. Now what? I had "Varl". Too many consonants. Needs another vowel ASAP! What else than the trusty E? Can't go wrong with the attention whore of the English dictionary.

    The last R was completely R-bitrary (I AM PUNLORD) and there was no thought put into it. But after I put it in, I noticed a nice sense of parallelism within the name. Thus, I became the Human Warlock, Varler.

    I began to like the name so much that I began to use it everywhere.

    ---About My Personality---

    As a physical person, I'm slowly graduating from the "indistinct" category. Possessing disturbingly average characteristics, I'm the kind of guy who blends easily within a crowd, although ironically, I'll do everything I can to escape one due to my antisocial tendencies.

    I also tend to be excessively introspective and reflective. Sometimes I make my own quotes. My teachers jokingly say I should become a philosopher, but I reply saying that "philosophy doesn't pay the bills". Unfortunately those deep thought processes do not perpetuate themselves when concerning my future... I still don't have a driver's license, nor do I know what I want to do with myself post-school and in life in general.

    I am generally helpless in terms of real-life human interaction. I am far more suited to communication that does not require face-to-face contact, such as this very monologue that you are reading. My communication is slow. I take a long time to develop my thoughts, and it doesn't help when someone's trying to pry them from you before they're complete. This is kind of a grotesque analogy, but my public speaking is like delivering a baby: a beautiful miracle when it goes right, but horribly painful to get out, and scary when it comes out too early.

    I value weighted marginal benefit over anything else. Allow me to explain. Benefit comes in many forms: happiness, helpfulness, progress, kindness, wellness, etc. In this case, marginal benefit means the additional benefit created through a decision. These increments of benefit are then weighted by myself, increasing in value the closer I am physically, socially, or mentally, to the area in which the benefit is created. Essentially, I value measurable goodness.

    I detest excessive formality and pointless tradition with a passion (unfortunately this may cost me a job a few years down the road). I am also the only human on planet Earth that genuinely enjoys puns.

    My defining characteristic is determination. I'm not smart. I'm not inherently good at anything. I'm just really good at developing my own abilities if I find a motivating reason to do so.

    tl;dr: I'm a socially awkward nerd who just wants to have fun and be loved. ;)

    ---Stuff You Actually Care About---

    I've been making robots for FRC (FIRST Robotics Competition) for the past three years, using artistic and industrial CAD software for the past two, and I've been experimenting with Web design and Game design as of recently.

    I am an admin on the 2Dforts Terraria server. I have over 1500 hours logged into Terraria, but I haven't been playing much recently. Used to be pretty amazing at PvP, but I probably suck now...

    I'm also a huge Touhou fan. A friend explained to me that maids can stop time, swords can cut moons in half, and idiots will shoot icicles in the wrong direction in the magical world of Gensokyo. I really have no idea what happened since then, but now I know the personality traits of more Touhou characters than I do friends in real life. Heh.

    Finally, the majority of my free time is wolfishly consumed by osu! I've developed a taste for music genre games, and I've tried quite a few this past year. I can safely say that osu! is my favorite. Free, fun, challenging, and to top it off, my fingers are stupidly strong now. :p

    ---That's all for now!---
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