Varler
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Being a Varler

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Varler

Umbrella Slime, Male, from Your local subterranean nuclear reactor

http://windowsxprip.ytmnd.com/ *T.T* You will be remembered, my friend. Apr 15, 2014 at 10:27 PM

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Apr 16, 2014 at 1:47 AM
    1. Varler
    2. Varler
      I sneeze... while lying face-up in my bed. Moments later, a misty shower comes and greets my face. Whyyyyy...
      1. BloodstainedAngel
        BloodstainedAngel
        Every. Time.

        OhGodwhy
        Apr 15, 2014 at 1:17 AM
      2. BloodstainedAngel
        BloodstainedAngel
        There's always that slowed down instance of knowing that it all is going to shower right back down, and youre deciding as to whether you're going to sit there and take it, or crazy-ass ninja roll under the covers to avoid it. ...Sadly, the latter never takes place. God damn it, brain. Quit being so hesitant.
        Apr 15, 2014 at 1:21 AM
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Sneezes are like gunshots. If you shoot one up, you better run the hell out of the way before it comes back down.
        Apr 15, 2014 at 8:27 AM
    3. Varler
      So I updated my information page... Holy crap, I wrote WAAAAAAAY more than I thought I did.
      1. polarhifly, WhiteZ and QuackersDelta like this.
      2. WhiteZ
        WhiteZ
        "I am also the only human on planet Earth that genuinely enjoys puns."
        Sir, I'll have you know I've spent many a year perfecting my puncraft and enjoying it immensely!
        Apr 14, 2014 at 2:45 AM
      3. Varler
        Varler
        *High-Five*
        Apr 14, 2014 at 2:46 AM
      4. polarhifly
        polarhifly
        Also, "I'm not smart"

        Don't lie, I saw you maths up a thread.
        Apr 15, 2014 at 1:51 AM
    4. Droid15.24.3
      Hi, Varler!
      1. Varler
        Varler
        Haiieeee
        Apr 13, 2014 at 10:23 PM
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      3. Varler
      4. Varler
      5. Varler
        Varler
        Apr 13, 2014 at 11:09 PM
    5. Varler
      Some people are like slinkies. They aren't good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face if you push them down a flight of stairs.
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      2. Varler
      3. Varler
        Varler
        Apr 13, 2014 at 12:37 AM
      4. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        You just described most of my relatives, Varler.
        Apr 14, 2014 at 9:34 AM
    6. Varler
      I get more phone calls from people with the wrong number than I do from people I know.
      1. Kreuz Drache and xland44 like this.
      2. polarhifly
      3. Kreuz Drache
        Kreuz Drache
        ^I've been wondering about what the title of that song was!
        Apr 12, 2014 at 5:32 PM
    7. polarhifly
      Just wondering.. How do you put up with the alerts from "kool aid idk"?

      Since you've responded to me, you haven't ignored me and you've responded to comments, so those aren't disabled.
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      2. polarhifly
        polarhifly
        In that case you don't mind us doing it more? :P

        Mugi seems to have stopped, so I'm currently relying on the help of occasional contributors.
        Apr 10, 2014 at 6:37 PM
      3. Varler
      4. polarhifly
        polarhifly
        10/10
        Apr 10, 2014 at 6:59 PM
    8. Varler
      Is there a rule about the amount of content in a signature? 'Cause if there isn't, there should be one. I hate waiting for pages to load...
      1. polarhifly and Sable like this.
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      3. Varler
        Varler
        ...

        You can turn off signatures?



        ...Well then.
        Apr 9, 2014
      4. Sable
        Sable
        Yeah, under "Preferences".
        Apr 9, 2014
      5. Varler
        Varler
        Just did ;)
        Apr 9, 2014
    9. Varler
      I googled "ni of diamond" for science homework (index of refraction of diamond) and wound up with yaoi manga as my search result. At school.
      1. The Rubystar and Sable like this.
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      3. Varler
        Varler
        ^Just the girl sitting next to me.

        But I think it was my 'panicked rapid clicking trying to close the window before anyone sees' that made her look up from her phone. XD
        Apr 9, 2014
      4. The Rubystar
        The Rubystar
        Varler... You naughty boy.
        Apr 10, 2014 at 1:10 AM
      5. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        Internet search engines know what you really want to find. ;)
        Apr 10, 2014 at 12:33 PM
    10. polarhifly
      Oh look, you have 1,700 likes!
      1. Sable likes this.
      2. polarhifly
        polarhifly
        Not anymore though.
        Apr 3, 2014
      3. Varler
        Varler
        You predicted the future

        All hail soothsayer polarhifly
        Apr 3, 2014
    11. Varler
      I'm ranked 69 out of 557 in my class. Aww yeah.
      1. Chadwick9000 likes this.
      2. Chadwick9000
        Chadwick9000
        That says something about your reputation I think
        Apr 2, 2014
      3. polarhifly
        polarhifly
        "out of 557"
        Apr 3, 2014
      4. The Rubystar
        The Rubystar
        557 is a lot. AND it's a prime number, which means you're actually number 69 and not what I first theorized: that you were another number but you multiplied both the amount of students and your spot.
        Apr 4, 2014
    12. polarhifly
      I'm sorry. You brought it upon yourself.
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      2. polarhifly
        Apr 4, 2014
      3. Mugi
        Mugi
        kool
        Apr 4, 2014
      4. BaNinjaDuck
        Apr 8, 2014
    13. iMoro
      HMMMMMMMM sexy photo <3
      ps. love u qt
    14. polarhifly
      Just gave you like 1,700. Enjoy.
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      2. polarhifly
        polarhifly
        Oops. My eyes deceived me. This is... Awkward?
        Mar 28, 2014
      3. Varler
        Varler
        Quick, give me like 1700 so you can be right
        Apr 3, 2014
      4. polarhifly
        polarhifly
        Aye aye!
        Apr 3, 2014
    15. redbull90_
      She's wearing a One Star Goku Uniform! RUN AWAY!
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      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        So when they gather all the seven Star uniforms, do they get a giant scissor to show up and can wish people back to life through it?
        Mar 29, 2014
      4. Varler
        Varler
        No, they have to cast it into the Goblet of Fire to destroy the Death Star so Marty McFly's parents would fall in love.
        Mar 29, 2014
      5. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        ... Meh.

        I was actually mocking the fact they're called "Goku Uniform" and there's stars in them.

        Plot twist: Mako is actually Sheng Long.
        Mar 29, 2014
    16. Varler
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      3. Varler
        Varler
        I've been using the same mouse since the time I first touched a computer. I'm so used to its tracking that it's only natural that I'd like a cursor based game. :P
        Mar 28, 2014
      4. Varler
        Varler
        It also means that any other mouse sensitivity pisses me off to no end, but whatever, y'know.
        Mar 28, 2014
      5. Varler
        Varler
        Mar 28, 2014
    17. Cece
      DONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTSDONUTS
      1. Mugi likes this.
      2. Glowbomb12
        Glowbomb12
        DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEED GLAZED NOW!!!!!! BUT I GAVE THEM UP FOR LENT!!!! DAMMIT! OH WELL!
        Mar 26, 2014
      3. Razor Knight
        Razor Knight
        DO NUTS DO NUTS DO NUTS.

        Ah, the evil of spaces.
        Mar 27, 2014
      4. Varler
        Varler
        But I'm allergic to nuts
        Mar 28, 2014
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Home page:
    http://filibustering.ytmnd.com/
    Location:
    Your local subterranean nuclear reactor
    Occupation:
    Being a Varler
    ---Why "Varler"?---

    The name Varler has a little backstory behind it. Several years ago, when I used to play World of Warcraft, I was very picky about my character names. It could be nothing silly, nothing as a reference; it needed to be something original and memorable like a real name.

    I chose the letter V because V is cool. Then I chose a random vowel, A, since English names generally have a vowel after the first consanant. Then, R, because R is a very common letter in the English language. I couldn't choose N or T because those would spell out real words, van and vat respectively. Additionally, they are letters that are often found at the end of an English word, and I wanted a longer name.

    I had "Var" so far. One more syllable. I wanted to retain the emphasis on their first syllable, since names sound better that way in my opinion. The next syllable would have to be less "punchy", so no C, no T, no K, etc. I settled on L because it blends nicely with R. Now what? I had "Varl". Too many consanants. Needs another vowel ASAP! What else than the trusty E? Can't go wrong with the attention whore of the english dictionary.

    The last R was completely R-bitrary (I AM PUNLORD) and there was no thought put into it. But after I put it in, I noticed a nice sense of paralellism within the name. Thus, I became the Human Warlock, Varler.

    I began to like the name so much that I began to use it everywhere.

    ---About My Personality---

    As a physical person, I'm slowly graduating from the "indistinct" category. Possessing disturbingly average characteristics, I'm the kind of guy who blends easily within a crowd, although ironically, I'll do everything I can to escape one due to my antisocial tendencies.

    I also tend to be excessively introspective and reflective. Sometimes I make my own quotes. My teachers jokingly say I should become a philosopher, but I reply saying that "philosophy doesn't pay the bills". Unfortunately those deep thought processes do not perpetuate themselves when concerning my future... I still don't have a driver's license, nor do I know what I want to do with myself post-school and in life in general.

    I am generally helpless in terms of real-life human interaction. I am far more suited to communication that does not require face-to-face contact, such as this very monologue that you are reading. My communication is slow. I take a long time to develop my thoughts, and it doesn't help when someone's trying to pry them from you before they're complete. This is kind of a grotesque analogy, but my public speaking is like delivering a baby: a beautiful miracle when it goes right, but horribly painful to get out, and scary when it comes out too early.

    I value weighted marginal benefit over anything else. Allow me to explain. Benefit comes in many forms: happiness, helpfulness, progress, kindness, wellness, etc. In this case, marginal benefit means the additional benefit created through a decision. These increments of benefit are then weighted by myself, increasing in value the closer I am physically, socially, or mentally, to the area in which the benefit is created. Essentially, I value measurable goodness.

    I detest excessive formality and pointless tradition with a passion (unfortunately this may cost me a job a few years down the road). I am also the only human on planet Earth that genuinely enjoys puns.

    My defining characteristic is determination. I'm not smart. I'm not inherently good at anything. I'm just really good at developing my own abilities if I find a motivating reason to do so.

    tl;dr: I'm a socially awkward nerd who just wants to have fun and be loved. ;)

    ---Stuff You Actually Care About---

    I've been making robots for FRC (FIRST Robotics Competition) for the past three years, using artistic and industrial CAD softwares for the past two, and I've been experimenting with Web design and Game design as of recently.

    I am an admin on the 2Dforts Terraria server. I have over 1500 hours logged into Terraria, but I haven't been playing much recently. Used to be pretty amazing at PvP, but I probably suck now...

    I'm also a huge Touhou fan. A friend explained to me that maids can stop time, swords can cut moons in half, and idiots will shoot icicles in the wrong direction in the magical world of Gensokyo. I really have no idea what happened since then, but now I know the personality traits of more Touhou characters than I do friends in real life. Heh.

    Finally, the majority of my free time is wolfishly consumed by osu! I've developed a taste for music genre games, and I've tried quite a few this past year. I can safely say that osu! is my favorite. Free, fun, challenging, and to top it off, my fingers are stupidly strong now. :p

    ---That's all for now!---
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