Comments on Profile Post by Rokh

I used to dance, but then I took a hammer to my backside -owch-

I had sandwiches but then I took an olive to the intestines.

I went to the moon but then I took a space suit to the space -chokes-

I hated wires until I took a trap to my friend.

I used to like bunnies then I took a 1.1 update to my computer.

I used to like' ponies until I took a reference to the ear.

I used to hate Micheal Jackson until I took a moonwalk to the stage.

I used to be a lizard until I took a Charles Darwin to my heart.

I used to be a kid, till I took puberty to the knee.

I used have no sense of humour till I took a couple of jokes to the audience.

I used to sing, till I took a fly to the throat.

I used to not have a job, till I took an (additional) bribe to the boss.

I used to hate Pbat, till I took an episode to the face.

I used to face palm, till I took a table to the face.

I used to dance, till I took a split to the legs.

I used to freak everyone out, till I took a ghost WAY TO FAR!

I used to do no memes, till I took a meme to the keyboard.

I used to have green skin, till I took a trip to a volcano.

I have sushi, till I took wasabi to my tongue.

I had*
Anyway:
I used to hate planes, till I took several cans of beer to the mouth.

I used to read so many comments, then I took a lazy to the mind.

Hah nice one!

My favourite one:
''I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee'' - Windhelm Guard, Windhelm City, Skyrim, Tamriel.