I used to dance, but then I took a hammer to my backside -owch-
I had sandwiches but then I took an olive to the intestines.
I went to the moon but then I took a space suit to the space -chokes-
I hated wires until I took a trap to my friend.
I used to like bunnies then I took a 1.1 update to my computer.
I used to like' ponies until I took a reference to the ear.
I used to hate Micheal Jackson until I took a moonwalk to the stage.
I used to be a lizard until I took a Charles Darwin to my heart.
I used to be a kid, till I took puberty to the knee.
I used have no sense of humour till I took a couple of jokes to the audience.
I used to sing, till I took a fly to the throat.
I used to not have a job, till I took an (additional) bribe to the boss.
I used to hate Pbat, till I took an episode to the face.
I used to face palm, till I took a table to the face.
I used to dance, till I took a split to the legs.
I used to freak everyone out, till I took a ghost WAY TO FAR!
I used to do no memes, till I took a meme to the keyboard.
I used to have green skin, till I took a trip to a volcano.
I have sushi, till I took wasabi to my tongue.
I used to hate planes, till I took several cans of beer to the mouth.
I used to read so many comments, then I took a lazy to the mind.
Hah nice one!
My favourite one:
''I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee'' - Windhelm Guard, Windhelm City, Skyrim, Tamriel.
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