(http://www.rainymood.com/ + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k&feature=player_embedded#! ) Hey kiddo. Welcome to TO Stories Section; the Big Pear. Shame you came at such a bad time. Gangs of cringe-worthy poor grammar, syndicates of terrible punctuation...they rule the streets. The lil' gems, the innocent good stories, they've been swamped down into the world of grimy weak plots. That's why I'm here. Name's AyeAye. I run this office. I'm here to clean this town up. Cigarette? Your loss. Anyway, you're here to recruit to the T.S.S.P.G.I.B huh? Think you're up to it? It's a lot of dirty work; you have to get deep and dirty into grimy stories. My opinion you're a bit baby faced for the job. Sure? Whatever you say. I'll let you stay for a bit, see how good you really are. Welcome to the Bureau kiddo. (Insert logo here...) ----------------------------------------------------- Hello there! Looking around the Story Section on the forum, you will quickly realise that a lot of these stories here are a bit...well, not bad as such, just they don't have a good grasp on basic grammar and punctuation. Hell, my stories have awkward wording half of the time. Basically, our job is this: we stalk around the story section, and when we see a crappie, we go in. All you have to do is post a reply, which is basically the story that's just burnt your eyes. HOWever, your reply will have the grammar and the punctuation fixed. The client will hopefully replace his version with yours, and you will have helped to make Terrarian Stories a better place. You don't need an entry form, you just...join. I'm hoping some nice guy can make a banner/logo/both one day, so you can show your badge. Please understand that this is NOT a clan; this is just a group of Terrarian storywriters, helping to get our infamous reputation of terrible stories off our backs. Before posting your fixed version of the story, understand this: DO NOT be cruel. Don't say "Wow, you need your shit sorted out" or "This is terrible, I fixed it for you!" You are NOT an EDITOR. Rephrase some things slightly if you must, but the story should be evident that it was written by the Original Poster. DO NOT try to fix the plot. Yes, it is probably crappy if is about them waking up in Terraria, but your job is to fix the grammar and punctuation. Not the storyline. Banner/s! (Um...could someone make one? Please? Anyone?...) Now, go post solved stories my literature-esque Pinkerton Agents!