What would you do if...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Filipfonky, Feb 9, 2012.

  1. [IMG] Really? I'm the only one that's thought of this... well ok... PAUSE sleep... hour later UN PAUSE!
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  2. Filipfonky Fire Imp

    No, you're not.
  3. [IMG] and thats what I get for posting after I wake up in the morning...
  4. Pentarctagon Green Slime

    I'm gonna steal your idea. I hate trying to sleep when my roommate is actually here :mad:
  5. RainWanderer Unicorn

    Become the most well-versed person in the world.

    Person 1: *say something really witty*
    Me: *pause time* *spend a long time thinking/researching* *unpause time* *say something wittier*
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  6. Filipfonky Fire Imp

    Yes.

    God, yes.
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  7. Randomology Green Slime

    A lot of things.
  8. Malaana Oh Canada

    Pause. Re-arrange people to be doing embarrassing things. Un-pause. Laugh.
  9. Keirndmo Dark Caster

    Well if I could go back really far I would use it to save people.
    Like I would stop the Kennedy assassination and 9/11 Etc. etc.
    And I would use it to do my school so I have plenty more time.
    I would also save people from serial killers like if I see a serial killer on the news I just rewind time and stop the murder.
    I'll be like Zilean from League of Legends!
  10. Captain Yossarian Cursed Skull

    Talk to people. Pause time in mid sentence, laugh at how stupid they look because everyone looks stupid when they talk.
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  11. Filipfonky Fire Imp

    I don't think you quite understood what i'm saying in the main post :s
  12. Mistress Rarity Nightmarity

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  13. Threule Blazing Wheel

    so here goes the list:
    1.- touch boobs
    2.- steal stuff
    3.- touch boobs
    4.- cheat in exams
    5.- touch boobs
    6.- never be late
    7.- did i say touch boobs?
  14. RainWanderer Unicorn

    Not sure if I should cry or laugh...
  15. Filipfonky Fire Imp

    If you are a feminist, cry.

    If you are a normal female, cry and laugh.

    If you are a normal male, don't do anything because touching boobs should be no surprise for you.
  16. Threule Blazing Wheel

    The surprise is the slap, or kick, or punch... that they would give to you. You'll never know what part you should defend!
  17. InkyTophat Green Slime

    I'm gonna pause the time.
    Place 2 unknown strangers against each other.
    Strip off their clothing's.
    Un pause.
    Sit back.
    Laugh your ass off.
    Repeat for humor.
  18. Filipfonky Fire Imp

    Corrected.
  19. Takeshidude TOAOGH

    Hmm....... I would pause when someone is walking, and then turn them so they walk into a wall. XD I would also pause to keep from being ninja'd on the forums. Then I would watch every single Star Wars movie without wasting time, then watch all the Pirates of the Caribbean movies without wasting time. Then I would pause to do school, so I finish by 10AM. ... That's all for now.
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  20. GameRoom Cursed Skull

    I'd mess with people in many ways. Switch their clothes, give them non-matching socks, put them in weird poses. Also jaywalking.

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